Live in Japan? Buy your kid a dead fish pencil case for school.

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“Combining Japan’s love of food with its original approach to stationery, this Hokke Mackerel Pencil Case looks just like a grilled fish split down the middle when you open it up! The long and generous pen pouch can likely hold all your pencils, rulers and more, while at the same time also seeming to be your next meal. Japanese cuisine often presents hokke fish cut in half and grilled on both sides, making this pencil case almost too authentic. Be careful not to take a bite!”

$75. Only in Japan.